Nobody you know rocks danker. If the Great Meme War is lost, it won't be because of your efforts. You're a harvester of sorrows with all the woke tears you induce. Just look at the last side-eye monkey puppet you dropped. That's 45 solid likes that nobody can ever take from you. At least until you're banned again.

These shirts aim to please as they're objectively the most popular style of tee we've sold for over last 7 of our 24 years. They're made with combed ringspun cotton on the world's largest looms, side-seamed for a better fit, and even sport our absurdly "eco-friendly" state-of-the-art non-plastisol printing that we don't brag so much about, but it is really cool and beautiful. (It better be for the cost of the damn printers.) 

Of course, if you don't like it we have that return and exchange policy anyway. So it's not a huge deal. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed in the USA on imported textiles - (Meaning it's loomed here in the states, then shipped down to Central America for stitching under strict non-sweatshop conditions by seamstresses that are both incredibly sweet and startlingly skilled, then shipped all the way back to our facility in the states where we print and ship to you because NAFTA basically ruined the American textile industry despite incredible innovations in technology and logistics in the last 30 years. Thanks, government.)

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